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​My level of sarcasm..

​My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not. Advertisements

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​Girls who wear light..

​Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery.

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What inspired you..

​Professor: what inspired you to write this essay?  Me: the due date.

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You are what you eat..

​”You are what you eat” i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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​I’m never sure..

​I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I’m just forgetting everything I have to do.

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​You never truly appreciate..

​You never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold.

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​How disappointing..

​How disappointing is it when u mentally put an outfit together thinking you’ll look smoking hot then you put it on & look like a potato.

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​I don’t care..

​I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

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​People that text you..

​People that text you twice just to keep the conversation going are my kind of people.

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​We all have a..

​We all have a favorite eyebrow dont even try and argue with me.

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